I’m a damn fool

Da nigga from da impossible whopper commercial once stated “I’m a damn fool.”

“Yo Jaquavious did you hear about this new whopper?”
“Nah nigga what’s up wit it?”
“It’s made from plants.”
“I’m a damn fool!”

by Jaquavious D’Brickashaw December 25, 2019

April Fools Effect

The use of April 1st to break any serious news in order to make the victim(s) think it's a joke until after April 1st, where the victim(s) realize it's for real.

April 1st
Boss: Sorry Joe, you're fired. *Wink*
Joe: Ohhh, of course sir *wink*

April 31st
Joe: I wonder when i can return... fuck, April Fools Effect

by TomiBuoy April 1, 2017

big bunch of fool

Someone or something who has nothing better to do, than to be an absolute fucking dumbass, fucking up the easiest thing imaginable and/or just being fucking awful to be around.

"The AI keeps running into the attacks of the boss!"
"What a big bunch of fool!"

by Cocaine420 March 10, 2023

Schrödinger's April Fool

When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.

David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.

by coward69 April 9, 2021

cuttin da fool

when you kick your friend out of the group for being an asshole or by consistently being a douchebag.

when your friend has sex with another group members girlfriend. you are at that moment, "cuttin da fool".

by BIG am March 24, 2009

October Fool's Day

The first day of October (October 1st) which is similar to the first day of April (see April Fool's Day) where lies are told under the excuse of an observed holiday. First observed by Nintendo after their absolute joke of a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate reveal on October 1st, 2020.

Person 1: Hey, what prank did you pull for October Fool's Day?
Person 2: I announced a bad character for Smash!
Person 1: Wow, so original...

by foxkat October 2, 2020

Cracka-lacka-fool

noun. a dumbass white person

Dan:Hey you see that Cracka-lacka-fool over there
Cam: Yeah he looks dumb as shit.
Dan:Yeah dumbass cracker

by famil February 24, 2007