Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 03, 2022
Known for its fat chicks and munting opportunities. One badass lunch lady and the rest are fat as fuck. Known for its special ed program where retards run around the school with no supervision. There are peer mentors for these animals but they don't do shit. Most of the sexy Spanish teachers run only fans accounts in their free time. Bishop Ireton students are known to pull hilarious pranks, like orgasming on girls' hair in the middle of church!
by RickyTheSticky March 08, 2024
A college preparatory academy in Dallas, Texas. Also a living hell. Overworks students, most of the students suffer from depression and anxiety due to the workload.
Bob: "I have 7 hours of homework every night."
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"
by poopskrrt May 24, 2022
by Dr_Alto July 05, 2015
When a woman sitting next to you leaves an airport lounge before you, and you immediately sniff her seat to detect some sweet, sweet butt biscuits.
This chick was Charlotte-bound, so I had to pull a dirty Bishop and get me somma dem butt biscuits in my nostril holes.
by Flirtin Burton June 11, 2024
When someone runs over a kid in an elementary school than proceeds to fornicate with it in public and post it on 18+ websites
by YungChodisJones45 June 03, 2024
When somebody feeds little ginger boys weed edibles with vodka then proceeds to punch them to the floor as their crossfaded so they cannot defend themselves.
by YungChodisJones45 June 03, 2024