Peso bear is the Illegal immigrant version of pedo bear. He follows people around in his over crowded f-150 while he blasts his Spanish childrens music and promises ice cream to the unsuspecting children. He is always near you even when you shower
(peso bear) hey kids want some churros and taquitos
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear
(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)
(kid one) yay I love you peso bear
(kid two aye yi yi I want some too)
by Boomsnapclaped July 21, 2011
The most fearsome marsupial of Australia. They hide in trees and will prevent anyone from camping beneath the foliage, for they will drop down upon you and maim and/or eat you. See Also Hoop Snakes
by Ben Jizlizzlin April 01, 2008
by Shaun. August 20, 2003
a totally attractive, smart, athletic, off the charts cute
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.
guy who is worshiped by all female; god to all who
are blessed to meet him.
by randomfolk August 06, 2011
necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache
you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear
by ko3kenbakker February 23, 2009
The most adorable man in the world. Completely loved and adored by everyone that knows him but especially by his beloved.
Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.
Men that don't like to be called poopy bear are selfish arrogant men that will always be alone.
by Tia Tini April 23, 2009
the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.
in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.
RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 18, 2020