October 19

Its give a girl your hoodie day.

It’s October 19th, can i have your hoodie.

by Qazwsxedc1/.2:,3;? October 19, 2019

March 19

If you were born on March 19th and your a girl your the most beautiful girl in the world and no matter how hard life gets im always gonna be here for you and even though im a simp for you and even though you might never like me back im always gonna keep trying because i love you.

March 19

me: your so gorgeous
her:thankyouu

by NR SIMP December 8, 2020

September 19

National wife day

Grab you girl and give her all your attention kiss her let everyone know she’s yours post her “September 19” national WIFE DAY

by Kk silvers September 19, 2021

March 19

On March 19, in history;

On March 19, 1919 the Axeman of New Orleans went around the city, planning to murder whomever that didn’t play jazz.

Now, to be exact, at 12:15 at earthly time) on next Tuesday night (March 19), I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is: I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it out on that specific Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

by Your dreams February 14, 2021

June 19

Juneteenth (a portmanteau of June and nineteenth) – also known as Freedom Day, Jubilee Day, Liberation Day, and Emancipation Day – is a holiday celebrating the emancipation of those who had been enslaved in the United States.

Person 1: Yo dude it’s june 19!
Person 2: Yeah so?
Person 1: it’s freedom, jubilee, liberation, and emancipation day!
Person 2:OH YEAH!

by Roblox.gamesx3 March 14, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

COVID-19

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,

*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!

by viktwor April 1, 2020