shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered July 27, 2016

shower rye

A drink you consume while in the shower. Generally, it is Crown Royal and Coke mixed and put in a Thermos, thereby preventing hot water from getting in the drink. Usually reserved for special drinking days in dorms, ie, getting drunk early in the morning or before supper.

Before brunch, we went to the bathroom and had shower ryes.

by Laquanda December 19, 2006

Shower moment

Meaning and planning to shower but procrastinating and delaying the shower

Shower moment's happen when instead of showering you go on Msn, Facebook, talk on the phone.. etc

by Elbarto28 October 22, 2009

shower rape

If you don't stay 180 degrees straight in the shower. I will teleport into your shower and butt rape your ass.

Jack: "Shit! I dropped the soap I definitely have to bend over to pick it up."
Johnny: "Prepare that ass, you are about to get shower raped."

by foking hell lad October 2, 2018

Shower Shagging

To have passionate sex. While in the shower. Normally anal.

I caught Vince shower shagging, with J.D, the family pet.

by Jole Flifl June 11, 2010

Shower Sentence

A term derived from the graduate working group of a professor at a research-one university in Southern California. A shower sentence refers to the "take-home" message of a text. A good shower sentence is characterized by one's ability to easily recall the main point of an article or other piece of literature--so good that even when waking up and barely conscious in the shower, one is able to remember the main point clearly.

<Students reading Legacies by Portes and Rumbaut>

Teacher: What is the shower sentence of Legacies?
Students: The shower sentence is that the assimilation trajectory of immigrants and their children is directly related to the immigrant groups' mode of entry into the U.S.

by Anonymous Grad Student October 27, 2007

Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

The shower curtain has gone between yo booty cheeks and becomes wedged.

Dude I was late for work was quickly drying off bent to dry my legs stood up and DAMN Shower Curtain {Wedgie}

by Fantazzle December 19, 2008