THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 8, 2019
Get the Julia Marcusmug. People named marcus are mostly asian, they tend to have a tiny dick and wear glasses. But their biggest quality is that they can be goofy and serious when needed.
by Projiji November 21, 2021
Get the Marcusmug. A certain individual who takes advantage of drunk girls by groping them. This specimen also chats out of his arse to compensate for his very small willy.
by anonymous November 10, 2021
Get the Marcusmug. by ihatemarcus420 November 6, 2020
Get the Marcusmug. Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny
by Get Lucky October 20, 2018
Get the Marcus Straightmug. by cokejoke1337 January 30, 2018
Get the marcus achtmanmug. Has a friend Lavinia and doesn’t like to be in large groups. She likes Ariana Grande and Fasole Vladimir.
by LmaoHuman November 21, 2021
Get the Delia Marcumug.