Wrecked Yourself

When you crapped your pants and that has the effect of ruining your reputation or your "cred."

"Oh no! My rental tuxedo!" shouted Kelvin after he crapped his pants during his own wedding.

"You just wrecked yourself!" yelled best man Paul Ray David.

"King Wins!" muttered Jeffery.

by Paul Ray David May 23, 2011

Go Minecraft yourself

When Twitter decided that being a bully was too mean for their site, users began to follow up any insult with "....in Minecraft" to avoid a ban. To "Go Minecraft Yourself" is the shortened version of "Go kill yourself.... in Minecraft."

Jones: Hey everyone I had an affair.
Dom: Dude you're a dick. You should just go Minecraft yourself
Zach: Bro go fall off a 24-block high cliff
Mike: ! I hope you get Syphilis.... in Minecraft.

by MormonJudy July 26, 2019

Do yourself a mischief

A general warning to the recipient their past, present or future conduct may result in injury to themselves. Said injury could be caused by the recipient or by others.

Popular in Australia.

Prisoner 1: I'm really enjoying being the prison snitch.

Prisoner 2: A frieny piece of advice. Watch your step or you might just do yourself a mischief

by Eug_2000 June 10, 2013

go float yourself

It is a phrase used in the TV show "The 100" to go kill yourself. Because in the show, they go float people into space to kill them"

You have just broken the law, so we are going to have to float you. Go float yourself so we don't have to

by Thetv100fan February 20, 2017

fend-for-yourself-night

A night in which a parent, guardian, servant, or spouse does not provide food for his or her beneficiaries.

Timmy: "Mom, what's the plan for dinner tonight?"
Mom: "It's fend-for-yourself-night. Better go get yourself food."

by Gleasonator January 17, 2012

go shit yourself

to have an extreme disdain for someone to the point that you demand they defecate themselves immediately without any proper hygienic precautions.

Mark Sanchez, did you seriously just pet my dog? Go shit yourself!

by Ronniemiller1k September 14, 2010

paint yourself into a corner

To put oneself in a situation with no visible solution or alternative; to get into a mess

You'd paint yourself into a corner by doing that particular thing.

by Ultraviolent- December 29, 2009