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Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.
Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture
by simpnation January 5, 2020
mugGet the Ryan Crisscross Guymug.

the guy

often referred as any vape products under aged kids use in high school. juul, suorin, bo, phix etc... can all be called the guy.
guy1: yo you got the guy
guy2: naw im outta pods
guy1: aight bet
by Daniel Kipp January 28, 2018
mugGet the the guymug.
Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
mugGet the They STOLE Christianity, guys!mug.

Guy

Can be used to define a group of people or people in general
She said “See you guys” to a mixed group of people
by Someone with slangs November 12, 2022
mugGet the Guymug.

Gallon guy

A high school guy typically a junior or senior who carries around a gallon of water and tries to beef with younger guys,females or other guys for no reason and then are all y’all. they all drive lifted trucks
Person 1: hey who are those seniors beefing with a sophomore 5 v1?

Person 2: that’s just the gallon guys, classic.
by Theboyinstripedtimbs October 19, 2018
mugGet the Gallon guymug.

Perfect guy/girl

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022
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