global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

nasty poop

adjective / noun
A cheeky, light-hearted way to call someone (usually a girl) mean or sassy in a playful, teasing manner. Not to be confused with actual bathroom business — this is purely about attitude, not plumbing.

"Wow, Erin just stole the last slice of pizza and pulled an attitude face while eating it. What a nasty poop."

by dictionary 13243546 August 9, 2025

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

poop

the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet

Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack

by thisismyself November 25, 2019

Poop thrust

A person who is capable of thrusting backward so hard, they rocket-launch all the shit out their anus.

Guy 1: Hmph Hrrmph
Guy 3: What the fuck is he doing?
Guy 2: Oh, Tim over there? He's poop thrusting the shit out of him.
Guy 3: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 8, 2021

Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat

I love having poop for dinner

by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020

Dripping Poop

Dripping Poop 💩 Can Be Used In Many Ways It's The Result Of Taco Bell For Dinner Or Your Sick 😅 Commonly If You Sit Down On The Toilet ,\ Bathroom Hole With Water Too Long The seat Will Have Dripping Poop On It Don't Make This in Your Underwear Be Aware Dripping Poop Is Mistaken For a Delicate Tree Called "Chocolate" Or Poop Like Yummy Stuff

Hey Last Night I Had Taco Bell Now I Have Dripping Poop Saw Rebecca Drink Dripping Poop
My Dripping Poop Is Everywhere Because I'm Sick 😅

by HeySheMadeThatDefintion April 24, 2022