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nob off

verb: to nob off - to get rid of; to exert something; to stop.
I'm going to nob off this book, i dont like it.
by Richard Saunders May 24, 2006
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swung off

When a girl pulls your dick untill you come.
by vdux1 February 2, 2010
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Jack Off

1. Adjective: When a person or a group of people mess around and get absolutely nothing accomplished and just have fun. No sexual conduct of any kind is made.

2. Verb: When one decides to rub their genitals; See Masturbate, Masturbation. Sexual conduct can be made.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Hey man, you should join our Rugby Team, all we do is jack off during practice. It'll be fun

Guy 2: What kind of jacking off? Throw balls at each other? or just mess around and have fun?

Guy 1: Yeah, mess around man, not masturbate

Example 2:

Guy 1 sticks hand in pants and grabs genitals

*fapfapfapfapfap*
Guy 2: EW MAN THATS GRODDY!
by whathe12 November 13, 2011
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shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.
It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)
by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014
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Beat your dick off

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
by Zanbato October 12, 2016
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jerk-off

George W. Bush is a fucking jerk-off.
by Energy July 30, 2008
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Face Off

To compulsively run your fingers down another persons face in the creepy style of Nicolas Cage/John Travolta in Face/Off.
'I love you honey'
Runs fingers down face in the style of Face Off.
'I love you too dear'
Runs fingers down face.
'I love the dog as well'
Runs fingers down dogs face.
'Wuf'
Dogs runs paw down face.
'Honey i think we have some kind of infectious disease.'
by Doc Flox January 9, 2010
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