John

He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky
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A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking
that woman got tuff on her face from john
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john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk
"omg there is john so cool"
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John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
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A john someone who is annoying asf. His friends are fake to him and always talk bad about him behind his back
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The fat bitch friend that everyone makes fun of
John is annoying asf
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