Nut job

When you nut in your job and your boss sees it so you fuck him/her

I did a nut job yesterday at work

by Ghost buster nutter November 3, 2020

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

Clam Job

A clammy hand/foot job

I just got a clam job, her hands were wet and cold the whole time

by Playful Peach & Sheldon Shrimp January 25, 2022

Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

Tet Job

When 2 or more men get together one is stationary and they use the other mans testicles to wrap around their dick as a pocket pussy.

"Jimmy gave me the finest Tet Job last night, we even invited Sam over to participate."

by tetjob March 20, 2020

cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014

Flop Job

When rearranging pillows to relocate spectacles after a 3am reading jag

“Chris, why are the pillows in the middle of the bed?” “Cassie, It was a flop job”

by 30bones February 13, 2024