slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand

a dork, goofy, slow to catch on, oblivious that others are laughing and making fun of them, simpleton, carrying a stuffed frog , skipping to a nursery rhythm, giggle and looking goofy...

dork
dumbass. .

ex: slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand motherfucker, dude is clueless...
get your slappy happy frog carrying in the right hand, goofy ass out of here ....
she's dating this slap happy frog carrying in the right hand looser mother fucka...

by h8tumore October 24, 2022

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 14, 2008

Vietnamese Handshake

while shaking someone's hand, proceeding to stick your thumb in your butt and yell out in a German accent "Thummin Mine Asshole"

Example:

Friend 1: I met my girlfriend's parents yesterday

friend 2: how did that go?

friend 1: good. we did a vietnamese handshake.

friend 2: what's that?

Friend 1: we all stuck our thumbs in our asses when we shook hands and yelled out "thummin mine asshole" in a German accent.

There is nothing quite like sticking your thumb in your ass while shaking somebody's hand.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

hand grenade

when you're about to rip a nasty fart and you put your hand right over your ass, capturing the smell, and then smelling it.

did you see dennis pull a hand grenade in class?
aw, man, that was naaasty!

by capndick August 11, 2010

white hand of Saruman

while getting a girl from behind you smack her on the ass leaving a hand print that fades from white to red and scream out "white hand of Saruman"

Created by nerds after watching LOTR where Saruman puts his hand on the orcs and makes sure they know who they serve.

(Smack) White hand of Saruman bitch!!!

by JLA2006 January 22, 2009

Sex Hand

The hand used to masturbate with

Guy 1: what you doing tonight buddy?
Guy 2: just gonna stay in with my sex hand you?
Guy 1: Same bro

by Sex Hand Guy November 8, 2009

Georgia Girl Hand-Job

A Georgia Girl Hand-Job is when a girl who does not know how to give a hand job, plays rock, paper, scissors with a penis. Usually this jostles the balls and causes extreme pleasure and pain. The female will most likely win. The male will usually slap her with his penis afterwards and call her a harlot because she is bad at giving handjobs.

Dude 1-Oh my gosh, last night this chick game me a Georgia Girl Hand-Job
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.

by Linda has a penis on her leg October 2, 2011