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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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good present instead of that shitty

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Eating Good

When someone or something has a lot of content, toys to play with, or things to try, they can be said to be "Eating Good"
Wow, that old popular mechanic has tons of new support for it! Players of that mechanic are eating good!
by DatShepTho January 27, 2025
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Call Becky with the good hair

That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
by BadhairBecky December 3, 2018
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Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business
John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.
by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021
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