Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

Bar-B-Q Chicken

The act of putting Bar-B-Q sauce on a girls pussy and than eating her out. This is a rather delectable treat.

I went to that girl Gemma's house last night. Grabbed the Bar-B-Q sauce and ate some good Bar-B-Q Chicken alll night long.

by Thee Doctor January 12, 2011

fox guarding the chicken coop

Known to liberals as "gay adoption." Involves giving orphans to gays to raise and use as sexual playthings.

Normal American 1:
"Hey, why the hell are those two men feeling up that young boy? I'm getting my gun."

Normal American 2:
"You'll go to jail, its all legal thanks to the democrats."

Normal American 1:
"What the fuck! This is the fox guarding the chicken coop."

by Rick Virginia May 30, 2009

New Jersey Fried Street Chicken

A delicacy from New Jersey made from the famous restaurant Aceti Spaghetti owned by Master Chef JeromeASF

Waiter: What can I get for you today sir?
Sam: Can I get the New Jersey Fried Street Chicken please.

by Bloob bloob January 19, 2022

Original Original Recipe Chicken-Head

Old Harlot Very Old.

Specifically preferences performing Felatio.

With the Original Original Recipe Chicken-Heads as the wife’s friends looked. I’ll pass.

by DonnieDepth August 3, 2019

italian spicy bacon chicken burger

chicken chicken chicken chicken italian spicy bacon chicken take one bite and it all starts clickin crown up my day at BK have it your way you rule!

italian spicy bacon chicken burger is tasty

by kennytheman February 18, 2023

penis buck buck chicken egg

*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*

hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited

by buckbuckchickenegg16 November 9, 2020