Blue cheese waterbed

When you fart in shower and curtain it to masterbate.

The water was cold, so i hit the blue cheese waterbed.

by indigo pup September 10, 2018

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

double cheese fat

double cheese burger.

i want two double cheese fats from mcydees.

by erka. January 15, 2009

Guilty cheese log

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

All cheedar no cheese

When someone is just all talk, no action; all bark, no bite

"All cheedar no cheese!!!" said Sean.

by Baun_bong October 6, 2020

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010

fried a cheese wedge

It's the act of farting really hard right after you eat a mozzarella sticks.

(Jake) eww you just fried a cheese wedge. (Emma) ok you get me

by Bill limerick March 30, 2019