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present from the gods

Marge received a present from the gods while walking home from work.
by 152380717378273299383 August 9, 2019
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good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!
Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"
by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018
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GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.
I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.
by Damien Steele November 5, 2024
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God

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?
by Dp76 June 9, 2022
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Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions
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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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Proto-god

1. An unknown god (who isn't in mythology).

2. A being who is about to become a god or trying to become one.

3. The god from a culture that gods from other cultures originated from, (e.g. The Proto-Indo-European Sky God, Deus Pater from which Zeus originated).
'Dionysus used to be a proto-god when he was just a demigod, because he later became a god.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 6, 2022
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