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Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!
by Leothebard June 11, 2022
mugGet the Almighty fish lordmug.

Shit’s fish

“Shit’s fish” comes from the phrase“pussy smell like fish” Any shitty/bad situation or thing. Anything negative in general. Synonymous with “Shit’s Ass” or “Fuck”
person 1: my parents said I can’t go to the party this weekend, I need to stay home and do chores!

person 2: shit’s fish, fuck it!
by Jsport18 September 7, 2019
mugGet the Shit’s fishmug.

fish market

a pussy that has not been washed in days, smelling like a rotten fish market, as well as repelling and knocking out anyone who gets close to it.
Bro #1: So did you end up going down on that girl?
Bro #2: Hell no! She had quite a fish market down there
by anonymous November 24, 2020
mugGet the fish marketmug.

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.
Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019
mugGet the Crowbar fishingmug.

Mustard Fish

Definition 1: A fish that is covered in mustard, or just has mustard on it.
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Definition 2: A fish that is the color Yellow.
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Both are equally unfunny, however, are only rage-inducing to those who have had enough of definitions similar to this one done by you, alá my ex-friends when i introduced Hungry Frog to them-
Definition 1:
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Person 1 sees Person 2 cooking, specifically fish fillet with mustard within the sauce on it.
Person 1: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 2 then gets very angry, and commits a Bravado Moment.

Definition 2:
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Person 9 and 7 are fishing together, Person 7 catches a fish which seemingly is the color Yellow.
Person 9: “yooooo mustard fish!!1!”
Person 7 then eats Person 9 in a fit of rage.
by DillonVentures August 22, 2021
mugGet the Mustard Fishmug.

Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.
Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.
by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024
mugGet the Selffish fish daymug.

Fish

by Dylan Drye April 26, 2019
mugGet the Fishmug.

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