by fuggutarded December 9, 2021

by QPaulG September 11, 2020

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.
by $ Jmoney $ September 2, 2020

by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.
John makes you smile
by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021
