Urban Dictionary: Definitions by QPaulG

Colton

A Jew, or a term used to describe a person with a lot of Jewish qualities

That guy is such a Colton

Colton by QPaulG April 18, 2025

Merch

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.

Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height

Merch

When a woman gives a man a blow job with a lip full of dip.

Man my girl crazy she gave me a sloppy Dallas last night and now my dick looks like a turd.

sloppy dallas by QPaulG October 15, 2020

Merch

(Noun) The N-word but papa John said it

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!

Papa Johns Word by QPaulG September 11, 2020

Merch