i love you

the most hard word to say. u only say this if you mean it. its not meant to get a girl in bed or to just lie to ur gf/bf to say it and then dump him/her the next day. if you really love someone u will feel like crying, laughing, and u become anxious and overjoyed before u tell that certain someone tht u love them. its cute.

brooke: i have to talk to u
jim: am i in trouble?
brooke: o god no! i just want to tell you something tht is really important to me. i hope you feel the same
jim: ok what is it? its ok dont be afraid u can tell me anything and i wont ever hurt you i promise
brooke: well....i love you
jim: REALLY?
brooke: yes

jim: wow i was going to tell you the same thing tonite too
brooke: RELE?
jim: yes
brooke: i love you

jim: i love you more

by i'llalwaysloveYOU January 19, 2010

You Get No Bitches

When someone says this to you, they are letting you know that you get no play. that you are unable to get girls.

Person 1:”I just got a perm.”

Person 2:”Wow bro, you get no bitches.”

by insideurmom06 January 30, 2022

YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!

1) when something is sick, acknowledging your ppl who made it happen

2) when your massively drunk and want something to shout out loud

EX 1:

M: i bet abdul wont actually come back with any water

*5 mins later abdul returns*

M: ABDUL! U CRAZY FOR THIS ONEEE!!!

EX2:

P DuBz strolls into room: YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE!!! DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNO WHO WE BE NIETHER!

by Microfne Chek February 21, 2010

I Love You

Oh dear honey. Please don't say this to someone unless you meant it. Or else you could just shatter someone's heart. And I ain't a cardiologist.

I Love You Alexa, and I fucking meant it.

by Ariawalker March 2, 2018

you got mail

The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.

"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*

by g f b February 27, 2008

I hate you

When a girl says I hate you...it really means I hate you. Don’t take it the wrong way...no, she does not love you...she really hates you, and do not want you around her!

Youve caused a lot of damage. I hate you!

by Sweetpalms May 24, 2019

No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.

-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.

by Walton silva August 23, 2005