Mom's Spaghetti

When you're hooking up and she's on her period and it gets all over your balls.

Jim: Did you fuck her?

Tom: Bro It was mom's spaghetti all up in there.

by DictionaryDick123 July 9, 2021

ur mom

a perfect response to anything

who’s the mother of your baby?!
ur mom

by suplolhaha July 10, 2021

Your Mom

Usually a fat, stupid, ugly ogre that is commonly used as a insult.

Guy 1: Your so stupid and ugly
Guy 2: No your mom

by Walrus0353 July 11, 2021

mom

give birth to a stupid man that plays minecraft

mom is stupid

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Mom band

Kind of like a rock band, in the most accessible way possible. The bands that moms generally like waaaaay more than their kids do (e.g. Staind, Creed, Nickelback, etc).

Alex: Hey how's it going m8?

Jim: I'm fabulous, how are you?

Alex: Doing pretty well, hey did you check out that band i told you about last week?

Jim: Yeah, they're kind of a mom band imho.

Alex: :(

by Tx_Metalhed September 19, 2012

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

ur mom

a comeback that only 12 year olds use

(13) girlfriend: "what were you doing last night?"
(12) boy: "ur mom"

by silly goosey goose November 23, 2021