king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

kyle king

my friend

kyle king is my friend

by bosermac January 19, 2017

king tut

trisha paytas' 2020 meme in a sparkly king tut costume

"oh my god - you're so king tut core!"
"i love that fit - so king tut 2020!"

by pinki67 April 1, 2024

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Crust king

Someone who is actually normal and lets it crust after dropping a deuce. Basicallly, they NEVER wipe. sure it starts to itch and it builds up over time, leaving stains on your u derweat, but thats just proof that you're a crust king.

Person 1: Yo, are you a Crust King or a Wiping Weirdo?

Person 2: A Crust King, duh.

by BigMamaBS July 24, 2025

king trippin

WWhen someone is so high out of their minds they arejust the king of trippin.

Betty:"Oh my god, was that an alien"
Jack:"Wow, king trippin much"

by Thatcoolchick September 23, 2009

king sham

One that slicks everything he/she does. Does the most work and their “E” be on point. E= efficiency

The truck been here 5mins and the pm is already done. That’s a king sham.

by Monte Love January 4, 2018