Flinky job

The act of inserting a open bottle of vodka into a women's vagina, Then fucking it without a condom

That girl experienced a flinky job last night

by Habarlament June 21, 2019

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019

Job

A job is what people do to get money.

I got money from my job.
I was applied to my favourite job.

by Joshua Dictionary October 19, 2019

thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.

Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.

by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023

Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina

That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours

by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018