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Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.
Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?
by KamiChan January 24, 2012
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Extra hand shove

Where you have to give someone something but you don't want too. So,when you put it in there hand you push it back much more than is necessary to show that you resent doing it.
When he payed me back he gave me an extra hand shove.
by Judge dredd7 February 11, 2012
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Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.
"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."
by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012
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Gruby hand

A term for a person or organization that takes money from people without any concern with how that will affect the people they take it form or for anything else, and is excessively greedy.
They say I owe my ex-wife thirty thousand dollars.
Yeah,here comes that gruby hand.
by Judge dredd7 March 16, 2012
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Galley Hand

A simpleton. One who is content lurking about like a zombie. Mostly speaks in sentence fragments and communicates with a blank stare.Always responds with a friendly but gruff "how we doing?" Has a lot of family that he speaks of but are never seen.
The galley hands look of confusion explained why the forklift's gas cap was missing.
by Chief Black Stool May 1, 2012
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.
I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.
by g-mancer December 5, 2011
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