Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

e-briefs

It is your last pair of underwear before you know you have to do laundry. E stands for emergency. This is usually the pair of underwear that is your least favorite and gets very limited usage. It is the pair of underwear that has no rips or tares.

I knew I had to do my laundry when I had to wear my e-briefs.

by Coin that phrase! March 11, 2011

e-panic

The feeling of panic you experience when you hit the Enter button and realise you've made a mistake in the tax form.

Even though I was certain all the figures were correct, I experienced a rush of e-panic when I submitted the form.

by Ruerzi July 10, 2011

E-Moo

Something your retarded mom says

Mom: I dont like your black eyeliner you look like a E-Moo
Me: Do you mean emo??

by daisy95 August 17, 2011

e-mportant

Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.

- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.

- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!

- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!

- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...

by el patron himself October 21, 2011

E-nonymous

A person who sends derogatory e-messages on blogsites behind the curtain of anonymity

He's just an e-nonymous person. A e-mouse even, ignore him.

by vivauganda December 11, 2011

Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.

Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011