cock struck

It's like being love-struck, but with his cock.

OMG, Tim's penis is so huge! I'm totally cock struck!

by HappyLilPill July 11, 2016

cock germs

Don't be dumb, std's.

Dave: Dude, feels like I'm wearing wool under-roo's.
George: You got the cock germs bro...

by BoozieSuz June 27, 2016

cock apron

Someone who is known for cleaning up cum from someone else's ejaculation with any part of their body (normally the mouth)

Jen you are such a good "cock apron."

by JaySmoove June 16, 2016

fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

Glass Cock

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine.

Come on now Audrey, hit that glass cock!

by D34thcru5h June 8, 2016

stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

Guy 1: my dick got sucked so much I have a stale cock

by Stale cocks May 31, 2016

Cock Emdick

This is how Mike "Doc" Emrick is called by haters.

Boy 1: Gonna watch hockey match with me?
Boy 2: OK, who's commentating today?
Boy 1: Doc.
Boy 2: Oh dear, no more Cock Emdick please.

by 151bar151 May 14, 2016