please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

god pass

The highest level of all access pass for an event.

“Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”

by Liskrocks August 5, 2018

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock June 5, 2016

Vivaswag God

The alpha male, ripped to the bones w a whale dick.

Harsh tries too hard to be a vivaswag God, tell him to calm his tits.

by VivaswatJha November 22, 2021

God of Seven

The god of being seven, and being handsome gay

Hello, that's god of seven

by cornman February 15, 2023

God shit

God shit is a play on the word "dog shit" and "god like," it references a player in a video game who is extremely bad, yet is still carrying their team.

"This fucking guy is GOD SHIT bro!"!

by fat yosh November 7, 2020