da cunt

Verbal shorthand for "The Count", as in "The Count of Monte Cristo."

Hey man, the teacher made us read "Da Cunt" and write an essay about it.

by Not-gonna-tellya April 22, 2005

Mint Cunt

The tuna smeared face of a man who cant get a real job or a womenly girlfriend.

Mint Cunt Works in the kitchen of Dilworth School, his girlfriend is a 500 pound Maori bitch who finger fucks the chicken before serving it. This due has no life.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

cunt bags

A women's most glorious breasts.
Or, when calling a man a "cunt bags", he is reduced to a person that is useless, expect for spitting out milk or an asshole.

"Man, she has nice cunt bags."
"Dude, stop being a cunt bags!"

by Marfan August 15, 2006

cunt puffin

1. A lesbian with a large stripey beak, with habit of diving for fish, a large breast but a strange waddle.

2. Someone male or female who has a habit of smoking snatch, hence puffin the cunt.

"Oh my god Chenade look at the Cunt puffin on that"

by Baron von penisham March 19, 2009

cunt rag

Another name for a Duesche, or a material used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse, also can be used as a neggative comment

"i just had sex wit jimmy, where the hell is my cunt rag!!"
Or
" You stupid lil cunt rag, get ur bitch ass back over here!"

by Kyle Chapman July 20, 2008

Cunt Burglar

One who Cock blocks or Cunt Burgles someone else out of an opportunity to get laid

Dude 1:whatcha say we go back to my place

Chick 1:Sure... (Enter Dude 2)

Dude 2: (puts arm around girl) Wats up dude

(later that day)

Dude 1:WTF dude you were a total Cunt Burglar earlier today.

by #^Satan^# May 5, 2010

Chilled Cunt

When you freeze your pussy, so someone can eat it like an icecream.

(On the phone)
Person 1 : Wagwan.
Person 2 : Yo. Im just eating out this chilled cunt fam.
Person 1 : Ahh safe - me 2.

by shaymal September 19, 2009