Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022

ends meat

noun: the least desirable cuts of meat, often eaten by the poor: tripe. Metaphorically in the expression, "make ends meat," i.e., to make just enough money to buy (the worst) food.

After my mother lost her job, she could no longer bring home the bacon. She was barely making ends meat.

by August 25, 2022

butt meat

meat from your butt

“Damn It smell like butt meat in here”

by yuhhhhhh:P December 12, 2019

Stew meat

Roadkill which has been not only rained on, but further obliterated.

That animal was just roadkill until you hit it in the rain, now it's stew meat.

by Shitstick1969 October 16, 2018

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 09, 2020

meat shag

Fat roll on the back of Jerry Harris neck.

His meat shag looks like a pack of sausages.

by fattyfireplug July 21, 2017

Meat and Cheese burrito

When you take foreskin, elongate it, and let it crust over time letting cheese form inside. Then you roll it, so it’s layered with cheese and foreskin, making a sort of fucked up burrito with layers and you then let someone give you a blowjob.

Jonus: “Dude how did it go with Jessy last night?”
Gabriel: “I gave her that meat and cheese burrito (explains definition).”
Jonus: “What the fuck.”

by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) July 31, 2024