Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

jacking my dick

When you friend is fucking with you. Similar to pulling my leg.

Hey Kent quit jacking my dick bro where's my cookies.

by Felixthe January 9, 2017

Feed Me Jack

good band, I like it :)

person 1: Hey, have you heard of the band Feed Me Jack?
person 2: it's good, I like it

by cyanideundercover July 29, 2021

Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB

Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010

Cold As Jack Frost

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack Frost

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022

washington jack rabbit

To jump on a sex partner by using your dick to land in the buttox.

He Washington jack rabbit onto jennifer.
FUCK JENNIFER THAT HOR

by Bloohoo November 14, 2016