Gopher Meat

An older women that appears younger than she really is and who is considered a viable lay. You're not embarrased to tell your friends about her.

Look at the gopher meat!

by Cheesy Beans February 11, 2017

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat pie

When someone takes a shit whilst doing anal.

Damn Finn meat pied me last night, it was sick.

by Pastasauce.123 February 20, 2018

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Sleepy Meat

It's the brief period of time after you ejaculate and your dick is useless.

"Hey honey let's go for another round" "No way I can't I got sleepy meat right now.

by BitterSweetmelon April 13, 2019

kinky meat

A man with a horny cock that has a prepared condom on

my boyfriend has kinky meat

by AwesomeDude91 April 4, 2017

Duck meat

The sweaty balls between your toes

After a long country walk, I took my socks off and found a load of duck meat between my toes.

by Mrbute March 26, 2022