stuart green

Stuart green is an age old game developed by the Greek. To play Stuart green you need a 48 laxatives 3 small elvish men and a lot of lubricant. You first swallow the laxatives, then the elvish men will begin to give you a hand job. You are to lay on your back push very hard and see if you can catch at least three of your own bodily fluids in your mouth after expelling them violently. Commonly this consists of semen, diarrhea and vomit.
I went to this crazy party in Thorpe and everyone was playing Stuart green, a guy called Harry McNally won by an absolute mile!
by Gggggsa January 12, 2014
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Green Shower

When two people sneeze on you and drench you with mucus. Not to be confused with golden shower because snot replaces pee.
Yo man Dino and Cat hit me up with the green shower last night! It was lit yo!
by BiggeCheeze May 07, 2022
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denise green

denise green is one that many enjoy being around (when she’s not her true self) denise green is a lying, manipulative, fake, 2 sided, unlovable murderer. when you meet denise you won’t think for second how she really is . she gaslights & doesn’t show her true self until something doesn’t go her way. she’s a ugly troll looking beast & she isn’t good to be around anybody .
Hey you seen that girl denise green ? Stay away from her she’s evil .
by henriajenksins January 04, 2023
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Green Genie

To fart into near empty water bottle, and wait for somebody to open it.
“Green Genie Richard’s water bottle.”
by iiLibra April 28, 2025
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Green Genie

A sex move performed with the following steps.
1.While fucking a girl and smoking a joint stick the joint in her pussy
2. Punch her in the stomach so that she contracts with shock
3. Rub the pussy as the smoke escapes (a green genie being rubbed out of the lamp)
Did you hear Brad gave Emily a Green Genie last night?!
by laMP of the green genie September 27, 2021
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Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.
THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!
by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019
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greenness envy

The anxious feeling that someone else has a better reputation than you for protecting the environment.
Everyone admired my new Prius and the solar collectors on my house, till my neighbor bought an all-electric car and put up a wind turbine. Now I'm suffering from profound greenness envy.
by bglassman April 07, 2010
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