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Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.
“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”
by stackin2high January 23, 2025
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Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.
He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.
by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013
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Twemf Meat

That which is reluctantly needed. Sufficient, yet lacking. Of dubious provenance, yet oddly compelling.
Fat yet zesty, she was like a bucket of twemf meat.
by Moit Boy May 14, 2011
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tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute
This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle
by Cumuppance September 5, 2021
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meat stoned

The condition of eating too much meat to the point where you feel high or stoned.
Corrie ate so much steak, he felt meat stoned.
by hotincleveland November 22, 2019
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spicy meat stick

A spicy meat stick is a synonym for a penis with an STD.
Ugh, I went on a date last week and I was gonna go down on him in the bathroom until I saw he had a Spicy Meat Stick!!
by GoldenDaddIe July 15, 2017
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