to toss someone off

To toss someone off is to give someone a handjob. It can also be used reflexively to mean masturbation.

To toss someone off can be used in the following ways:

"I tossed him off, and then he wanted to cuddle." handjob

"After I got home, I looked at some porn and tossed myself off." masturabtion/reflexive verb

"We tossed each other off." plural reflexive

"She tossed us/them off." plural

by liontyp September 14, 2013

Jumped Off The Porch

Finally Deciding To Break The Law

Awe Man , Rodney Jumped Off The Porch

by quackerflack April 22, 2021

Off-white Metal

This is a bullshit genre of metal that comes from black metal that is exactly the same color, just a little off-white, and therefore is not black. This sounds exactly like death metal, but is still black metal that is a little off-white. Off-white metal did not originate anywhere. This can be most closely related to the collection of these types of metals; black, death, thrash, gore, gore-death, death-black, black-thrash, death-thrash, death-gore, black-gore, power heavy, lollipop thrash, and pop metal. This does not include Linkin Park though. They are the farthest thing from metal ever created.

"Duuude this off-white metal sounds just like death metal that is a little black."

by Chlorox March 26, 2005

chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

jack off jill

an amazingly cool band!
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3

i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself

by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005

suck me off

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something

Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"

by Squatdog December 27, 2003

Wax on Wax off

To 'finish' on a females tits and then rubbing it in with your hands, using the wax on wax off motion.

Guy 1: I just wax on wax off'd that chick
Guy 2: Dirty!

by TheKing1234 November 11, 2012