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Poop hockey

When you poop at family thanksgiving and it won’t flush, and there’s no plunger so you’re left with no other choice but to try and use the toilet brush in a desperate attempt to unclog the toilet while a line slowly forms outside as they wait to use the bathroom.
There wasn’t a plunger in there so I had to play poop hockey with the brush.
by Superfresh642 November 25, 2021
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poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.
Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.
by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024
mugGet the poop maxingmug.

Pooping

having phone sex with josh
Hey have you been pooping for the past three hours? Yes
by shehatesrally March 18, 2021
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Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.
I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.
by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024
mugGet the Prodigal Poopmug.

poop

some thing you fong in the toilet after you push really hard
Me: Come look at my poop.
Friend: ...
by Froogs September 26, 2020
mugGet the poopmug.

poop

poop is yum good delish i eat poop
by 12345678978613465 March 9, 2021
mugGet the poopmug.

Moldy poop

The smell is horrible! One day i pooped and it got clogged, it sat in the toilet for so long black mold started growing from the bacteria.
My poop just got moldy! It’s now moldy poop!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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