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Pooping porn

Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER

Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
by Dhifvbjufvv September 27, 2023
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A tasty food varient, after you eat you may feel pushing in your anus.

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PUSH I CAN SEE IT COMING'' PUSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You get the tasty treat out, now put it on a paper plate and call it a delicacy. serve it to dante, the gay kid that bullied you, laughed at you and got the edgar cut in 7th grade, track him down find him find him find him FIND HIm, break in his house, tie up his family and put them all next to your highly trained to attack tibetten mastiff, then grab dante from his bed and make him choose, eat the shit you have been collecting for years in a fermenting jar, or let him watch his family be mutilated by my dog and then kill him. Two answers can happen with both being fun outcomes:

Poop pill: He cries as he eats and drinks the mixture, his family are also made to eat it and as a suprising turn of events the poop had rat poision mixed in the juice so they all die, you clean up the evidence and take their nice tupperware.

Dog pill: He refuses so you snap your fingers and the "nice puppy" eats them, you shoot dante in the head then clean everything up, clean your dog up and get rid of anything linking to him, as well as burning the families bodies because if you get arrested you dont want harm to come to your pup, and extra step would be stopping by starbucks and getting the doog a pup cup.
So to say again, Poop is a tasty vegan treat!
Eat the poop dante, eat it or my dog will eat your family

BUT I DONT WANT TO

E a t i t n o w d a n t e

ok
by barney September 27, 2023
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when poop is yummy
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by poopforme1235 October 1, 2023
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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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Poop Licker

A type of gay man that has a mental disorder. They normally get a pole in their butt and proceed to lick their own poop off the pole and not care because it is in their mouth. This type of fag may also be known as a Limpy Wristed Fag.
Gee, that Poop Licker must ingest a lot of shit.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Butt With Hint of Poop

A phenomenon that attracts a dogs nose. Due to the hint of poop a dogs nose is attracted to butt. When sniffing the dog gets an extra sniff caused by an excessive amount of farting and an inability to wipe thoroughly.
That dog is getting an extra sniff. It must be Butt With HInt of Poop.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.
I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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