John

A really common first name in the United States of America.

John.

by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021

John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2023

John Wayne

A black coffee. No sugar. Especially in jails and prisons of NJ

Ay bro what you drinkin?? Oh this?? A John Wayne.

by Ricky Shroomz March 12, 2021

Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

Elton John

The Daddy of all music!

Who is the Daddy of music? Elton John is!

by Little67 October 21, 2021

Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 20, 2019

john pop

only one man in the world has this name

hello john pop

by john_pop23 June 9, 2023