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Joe

Hay i don’t recommend you asking that
You: www.urbandictonary.com *types joe*
Me: JOE MAMA NIGAGH
by Joe is coming January 8, 2020
mugGet the Joemug.

Doing a Joe

Getting 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 saves, and 0 shots in a game of rocket league.

Effectively contributing fuck all.
Sorry lads, done a right Joe all tournament.

Should probably learn how to wall ride like Zac so I can avoid doing a Joe all the time.
by Osidney10 May 19, 2022
mugGet the Doing a Joemug.

Joe

The kid with the biggest dick on the Block. Hell fuck the shit out of your mom and dad any day of the week. He will put it so far down your brothers asshole he won’t shit for a fucking week. When girls ask why he uses condoms he says “Wrap it before you tap it”. He has a monstrosity of a penis too, it is 9.73inches soft.
I’m gonna pull a Joe and fuck the shit out of my 8 year old brother and make him not shit for a week.
by Rocco Bettinardi November 30, 2018
mugGet the Joemug.

sloppy joe

to give sommeone a blowjob but do it very sloppy.
stop giving me a sloppy joe billl
by sloppy joe your girl June 5, 2023
mugGet the sloppy joemug.

Hay-Joe

A wet willie with your pinky, but in the belly button
She was wearing a belly shirt, so I gave her a hay-joe
by Fashiggadell July 16, 2022
mugGet the Hay-Joemug.

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.
"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"
by Joe's Law July 31, 2020
mugGet the Joe's Lawmug.

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