Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 17, 2025
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Pixel Job

In games like MMOs a pixel job is when two characters make it look like one is giving the other a sexual favor, such as a blow job.
While ERPing with each other, Dontcomplain was giving Evolution a pixel job.
by Mr1ply June 11, 2014
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Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside
It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.
by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023
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Floyd Job

When someone is sucking your dick and you pinch their nose with one hand and the other hand forces their head into your cock until they cant breathe and eventually die.
She gave me a Floyd Job and the funeral is next week.
by Choagiefest May 30, 2025
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grill job

Oral sex performed by someone with braces.
While trying to straighten her teeth, Susan gave awesome Grill Jobs.

Most rappers give Gill Jobs.
by SirDave1978 March 03, 2014
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plop job

Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!
by Marcus F. February 07, 2007
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by Hym Iam May 04, 2024
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