Garner Senior High School

where everyone is either having or has had sex with everyone, their mom/dad, school teacher, and her sister, and where a new cheerleader carries on the tradition of sucking off the whole football team every year. Also where teachers frequently drink during class time. Best place to find the widest range of drugs to kill yourself with.

Great Students with High Standards for their sex partners, and drugs.

by GSHS alumni :( February 26, 2005

santa rita high school

A Tucson school filled with stoners. Everyone is drunk off their asses all day and skipping class. The teachers suck ass and all secretly smoke meth. If you go here you'd agree with everything we're saying. Full of ghetto mexicans (some are really hot) and some funny ass fights. If you come here you'll get no credits but you'll party every day. All other Tucson schools refer to it as Drugerita. If you want to undersand this get baked and read it.

(we're drunk right now)

"damn, look at that trashed mexican chick. she must go to santa rita high school"

by boobies are verrrryyyyyyy cool February 28, 2014

West Florence High School

West Florence High School gets its name from an old wooden warship used by the Confederacy during the Civil War. In the school's early days there were no walls. Classrooms within each pod cantained marijuana plants, allowing students to sleep in hammocks crafted from Richard Simmons back hair. This failed and walls were added later. The traffic getting to West Florence is anal clenching. During the early 1970's the school was ranked #1 in the nation for drug use. Principal "The Drunk" is plastered everyday before noon and can often be found grillin' patties on her George Foreman Grill in the mall area. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. Its overcrowdednessess has many students contemplating becoming crack whores. As freshman students attend classes dressed as different types of Pokémon. It is also advised that students wear blue shirts on Wednesday and yellow shirts on Friday; it is tradition after all. The school is located across the street from a Walmart. Good deals there if you have coupns.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Anthropology, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees. The Varsity football team is known to be "angrier than ten screaming midgets" after their upsetting 1-10 season. The school mascot is Sloth off the Goonies.

Poncho: "Essay, why do you smell like shit?"
Hombre: "I go to West Florence High School essay."
Poncho: "... I still don't quite understand why you smell like mi madres bean dip essay."

by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 2, 2009

Spruce Creek High School

A place where the smartest and brightest go. Hundreds flock to the creek in order to go to the IB program. The reason the "creek geeks" aren't seen outside of Port Orange for social events is because they are to busy "studying", but in reality its because they are fucking mothers of Seabreeze students. Any comments made by a Seabreeze student regarding the students of Spruce Creek are on every drug possible and don't even know where they are.

Seabreeze student: Mom, where are you going?
Mother: I'm going to Spruce Creek High School
Seabreeze student: Why?
Mother: To bang a creek student, why the fuck else would I go?

by fucking me > fucking you March 18, 2010

millard north high school

a bunch of rich white kids, who love donald trump. With girls who wont even go near your willy. A bunch of send off prudes who just make ur dick dry nd give you blue balls. If a bitch from here maybe goes to second base, it wont be worth the while.

oh thaat prude, she went millard north high school.

by sourr pusss January 20, 2018

Tully State High School

A rural Australian school that offers education to the local rednecks and community inbreds. It has a very strong reputation of being a complete copy cat and an underdog of Innisfail state college, yet it still fails to strive as it uses Tropical Cyclone Yasi as an excuse for typical slacking off in the school's education system and although it is still capable of providing funding for formal uniforms in an attempt to make Tully kids look successful.

Tully state high school is also known for the 'Tully high school pool' (a large pool of water new the schools facilities after failures to dig a drain) and Tully Memes ( a facebook page dedicated to making memes about Tully)

'OMG Tully state high school is so povo!'

by The Illuminatixxx January 3, 2013

A.H. Parker high school

Arthur Harold Parker High School. A.H. Parker High School opened in 1900 as Negro High School then Industrial High School as the first high school for African American in Birmingham when John Herbert Phillips was superintendent.Parker High School was once the largest African American high school in the United States with 3,700 students. Parker is located at 900 Fourth St. North
Birmingham, AL 35204.

teacher: Give me a short summary of the history of A.H.Parker High School

Student: A.H. Parker High School first High School for African American students. Arthur Harold Parker was the principal of the high school. It was once one of the largest African American High schools in the United States

by pvs100kkay December 31, 2011