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Do you want me baby?

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!
by BigCocklover333 October 20, 2020
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do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)
(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*
by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019
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How do you erect something

1. If you want to receive an erection to the penis, search sex or some shit on a browser.

2. If you want to erect a building, think of what would make you erect, and show the building materials whatever turns you on. If that doesn't work, if the building didn't automatically erect itself, then hire a contractor or construction team to do it. They are really good at turning that shit on, I think they'll like strippers for the wood, metal, stone, etc.
3. If you can't do any of these, go read a book on this and then see what you can learn from that.
4. If you are still too lazy to do that, why are you reading this? Go do something productive, go have fun, go clubbing, get yourself laid by a 15 year old do whatever your heart feels like. Trust me, it's fun that way.
How do you erect something....
1. Go to p**nhub,com. You know what the site is without the stars.
2. Build it. Get your lazy ass of a chair and go erect it personally.

3. It you're still too lazy to do either of those, go fuck yourself masturbate, I don't care. If you want to be productive, go read, do some gardening, or be interactive with people you care about. I f you don't care about anyone, commit suicide. That's what I did,
by Big asss ballsack May 8, 2023
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Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022
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gren what you doing gren

GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN is a phrase said when extremely angry
Person 1: GREN WHAT YOU DOING GREN!
Person 2: WHOA CALM DOWN RN
by gaming legend420 January 17, 2023
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What you do mean it's okay

A response used towards someone who undervalues a thing bestowed upon them. They obviously do not realize the value nor the perks of the thing.
Platonic boy friend: Merry Christmas!!! What did you get?
Platonic girl friend: I got a gift from my uncle, he got me these Sennheiser headphones, HD 660 S I believe
Platonic boy friend: WTF??? Wow I am jealous lol, that's a very luxurious headset. So do you like them??
Platonic girl friend: Eh it's okay
Platonic boy friend: ..... what you do mean it's okay?!? Do you not realize how blessed you are????
by Obv troll is obvious January 3, 2021
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Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.
Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.
by AmazingBastard June 14, 2018
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