Gay Torpedo

Noun: A large, un-flushable log of feces. These behemoths of the turd kind are shot out, primarily, by gay men. This is because their anus is stretched so wide, that the shiznits escape at diameters upwards of half a foot. One may often find these fecal relics occupying the last stall of public restrooms.


Hey, new guy! We got a code red! Grab that plunger, and some sulfuric acid, and go defuse that gay torpedo in the men's restroom!

by PiltDownMcMahon February 26, 2008

gayed in the face

Used when something that is complete bullshit happens to someone which causes great pain, suffering, and humiliation.

Mike: Dude that kid just got run over by the bus!
Brad: Wow, he got gayed in the face.

by herschman321 January 13, 2008

gay bandit

someone who likes the penis way to much and goes around stealing peaple straightnes!!

big gay al is a gay bandit

by stan August 18, 2006

gay cancer

A homosexual male that is ruining potential social progress of other homosexuals. An individual considered to be gay cancer is typically looked down on by other homosexuals and almost always fits the demeaning gay stereotype.

Stella: Did you hear what Jamie was talking about in class? The professor was totally disgusted and called him the most obnoxious person he has ever met.
Mario: He's such gay cancer

by Bauzas March 28, 2008

Gay-fl

What idiots say when they mean AFL. Usually is a chad who loves NRL.

Idiot: “AFL is like Gay-Fl”

by I’mnotgayithink September 27, 2019

Gay Pride

when Jake gets a headshot and brags

stop with your gay pride

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Gay Berry

Two guys on the side of a bike trail picking berries together and feeding them to each other.

There are some berries that we can pick together. "Yeah, those look like a good gay berry."

by Don The Vito July 21, 2006