MAY 2

SKIBIDI DAYYYYY

U GET TO DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TODAY :)

MOM: GO TO SCHOOL
ME: BUT ITS MAY 2
MOM: OHH YEAAA FORGOTTT

by @FAKE2RARE January 22, 2025

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2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.

Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!

by Bacon-Queen August 21, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

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Don't Give 2 Shits till Sundown

Twice as bad as not giving 1 shit in conjunction with an expedited timeline of when all care runs out completely. To include total disregard of other opinions or inputs.

I'm done, I don't give 2 shits till sundown if you go out with the girls tonight or not just leave me alone.

by Da BK May 26, 2023

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Poem 2 by mya

There's only so much a person can take in and for me there's only little I can take before I break.
I'm only young yet I'm facing so many consequences and mental issues that it becomes to much.
Fear dwels on me when it comes to school or talking about my feeling and its always to much.
Iam facing the consequences of all my wrong doings that make me have a bad reputation.
Yet my fake smile makes me not fear to much of it and more egnore it with all I have.
To much is when I feel to overwhelmed by everything.
Everything I do is apparently to much for other people so to much is always to much.

Its okay it's poem 2 by mya

by Fairymimoolooloo December 28, 2023

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