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Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.
Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
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Nothing But A Chicken Wing In a G-String

Used when a skinny girl wears a tiny bikini
Jack: Yo! look at that girl!!

James: She ain't nothing but a chicken wing in a g-string

Jack: oh SNAP!
by KCC WORDS April 23, 2015
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Typically used to reassure someone that an event is insignificant and should not be worried about. Also used as a variation of "no big deal".
Friend: "I'm so worried about this test tomorrow..."
Me: "Chicken ain't nothin but a yard bird. No need to worry about it!"
by pollonoesnada April 20, 2018
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Chicken Widget Winga Dinga

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items made of chicken meat used in daily life. And also for a light beverage containing chicken broth.
Person 1: Can you pass me the Chicken Widget Winga Dinga?

Person 2: I will happily pass you a lightly roasted chicken wing I’ve just prepared.
by Annavonhordur January 13, 2022
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Paint my chicken coop

A leud act involving the handle of a paint brush and a rectum.
Oooh yeah baby, paint my chicken coop! Shove that handle up my ass!
by Tiny Tony June 25, 2016
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Well fuck a duck and root a chicken!

A term used when expressing extreme surprise
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!
by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011
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