orange chicken 

josh

“OMG ORANGE CHICKEN HAS ENTERED THE ROOM!”

“oh wait it’s just josh!”

orange chicken by bloated salva January 10, 2018

Dumpster Chicken 

A Sickly looking Fat Pigeon thats the size of a large Chicken.

I was walking to my car in the downtown parking garage,when I notice I was being gazed on by a bunch of Dumpster Chickens.

Dumpster Chicken by Gorillund May 19, 2018

Stroke the chicken 

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

Stroke the chicken by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009

Shopping Cart Chicken 

When two people pushing shopping carts in a department or grocery store are travelling towards one another and accidentally mirror one-anothers attempts to avoid the other person, typically ending in a head on collision.

"I was just trying to get to the frozen foods section and I ended up in a game of shopping cart chicken with some crazy old lady. I think I have whiplash!"

Shopping Cart Chicken by The Trouser Snake Strangler April 27, 2010

Eat my chicken

Fuck off or screw you

Go to hell

I've had enough

Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

Eat my chicken by Eatmychicken October 3, 2016

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011