Bro-Stabbed

When your bro (manly friend) betrays you.

Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!

by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019

bro-job

Brojob

/bro-job/ verb

Is the practice of giving & recieving platonic deep head for all ya homies, regardless of the gender or sexual orientation

(See also - homie head or jo- blo

Jo-blo is handin out a bro-job to all interested in some relaxed homie head

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 14, 2025

bro

a word used when you like someone but don’t know how to express affection and don’t want to come off as clingy

thanks for tucking me in at night bro
damn you’re my bro, bro

love u bro

by Yabish69 March 02, 2020

SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

Bro Code

BRO CODE:BROS BEFORE HOES

Bro code in a nutshell

Johnathan: BROS BEFORE HOES
John: FUCK YEAH DUDE

Johnathan:NEVER SNITCH!
John: HELL YEAH

by Why da f u looking at my name February 08, 2021

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025