vintage douche bag

The best of the best of douche bags. Not your ordinary douche bag. One that douchbaggery comes to so naturally and you can tell from their actions they've been at it a most generous amount of time.

Sarah: "that guy is such a douche bag!!!"
MacKenzie: "oh no Sarah, he's special, he's what's known as a vintage douche bag." It takes years and years of douchbaggery to achieve this stage but he's got it nailed down."

by Say whit? February 16, 2015

Paper bag bitch

When shes got a body to die for but a face you die from; gotta put a paper bag over that hoes face.

She’s thicc but def a paper bag bitch

by the daily urban dictation February 11, 2018

Pirate tea bag

Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.

I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.

by Timmy the Geek January 13, 2009

Golden Trash Bag

When you are trash, yet still better than everyone else in the proximity.

"I'm such a Golden Trash Bag compared to these disgusting people."

by Totally_Ryan May 16, 2017

all bag no water

This is a term commonly used to describe a nice clean fart with no personal repercussions. More specifically, the fart was all air and no water aka poop water.

"Wow man, that was all bag no water, that's impressive."

by honkandglue March 29, 2015

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

D-bag swag

A male who has swag and gets a lot of females, but is a total douche bag.

John gets all the females, but he's a douche, Therefore, he has d-bag swag.

by T-baaaag August 24, 2009