Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.

Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire

by Meatythigh November 9, 2021

The Guy Fieri

The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.

Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”

Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”

by Mishinglepuss April 15, 2022

John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

society guy

Someone who just graduated and lands a full time 9-5 job. This person will become depressed as they slave there days away trying to sustain a prominent career. You are now like every other college graduate who hates there life.

Joe. I just landed a job at KPMG bro. I'm a society guy now.

by Bruvington Jr January 6, 2016

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

by merc5820 February 11, 2023

Girls Guy

A guy who understands girls well but isn't gay

"Oh yeah Josh is such is Girls Guy"
"Yeah hes cool"

by cigár of the male gender September 22, 2023