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oh no, i am a missile!

GPS shutdown technology when 60,000 feet or 1200mph
by Muwqasdictionary January 28, 2023
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A simple yet effective chess trap that players of any rating will be guaranteed to fall for. With the founder GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh, here are steps to ensure you are in a winning position:

We will start with a standard opening, king's pawn to e4. Black responds with the Scandivanian Defense, queen's pawn to d5. This is black's first mistake, and the game is already over for him. We will play knight to f3. Black responds by capturing our pawn, attacking our knight. Now we will move our knight to g5, saving the piece and attacking black's pawn. To defend the hanging pawn, black plays knight to f6, bringing the piece into a more active square. We will move our pawn to d3. Black is already ahead in material, and so they will accept the sacrifice. Now we can develop our bishop by capturing the pawn on d3. Black plays pawn to h6, attacking the knight. What we will do next is move the knight to f7, forking the rook and queen. Black has no options except to capture the knight and leave it in an exposed position. We can move the bishop to g6 to check black. Black cannot retreat his king because the bishop is now attacking this entire corridor. Black once again has no other choice but to capture with their king. Black's queen is now exposed after we sacrificed a knight and bishop. The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 «Topol-M» cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces.
GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh used the Réti Opening: Tennison Gambit, Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Variation against Magnus Carlsen, instantly decimating his chances of winning the World Blitz Chess Championship.
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CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM

“CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” is referring to SMG4’s new live stream about 2 options, 3 or 4 hours, and an arc that the main characters are SMG4 and SMG3.
John: Hey Jack, have you seen the “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” livestream before?
Jack: I never watched it before, have you.
John: I only watched it now.
Jack: I am gonna watch “CHOOSE WOTFI'S FATE! - THE MISSION PREP LIVESTREAM” and see…
John: Cool. :) :; :)
Jack: Holy Shit!
John: What did you see?
Jack: The answer is SMG4 and SMG3 were sus back then.
John: Lemme see that damn shit.
John: Oh, oh GOD!
John: OH GOD!
John: OH MY GOD!!!
John: What did I just witness?!
Jack: I told you.
by KB_2024 October 22, 2023
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